In t'old days, back on Chippie, in the climb (slowly) for a spin:
Me: Blah blah climb to FL blah blah recover by blah blah abandon by blah blah.. your brief, Sir.
QFI: Blah blah min height to abandon, blah blah, I have Control blah blah, if we lose intercom blah blah wiggle stick this way, you wiggle it that way... Oh fvck it! if it all goes cold and you see my feet, you'll get the message!
. ."The crew will be last to leave the airplane. The captain will be the last to leave of the crew.. .If I pass you on the way out, you have just been promoted to Captain!"
. ."The big fan on top of a helicopter does nothing except keep the pilot cool. If it stops, watch the fvcker sweat!"