Oh now I know who you are. Needless to say I will disregard anything you have to say on the points of competency in the airline world.
If MOB is involved, then anyone who goes back to work for that shower needs immediate and lifelong confinement to Colney Hatch.
Good luck if you do, 'cos you'll need it.
Oh and by the way, the look on my face would be one of amazement followed by laughter, finally followed by fear for the poor folks who might end up working for them.