The morning after
During exchange to Aus some years back (90's) we were called into the Stn Cdr's office to explain why the most of the Mess fire extinguishers were in the bar (empty), why a few items of silverware were a different shape (rugby) and why the piano was outside (smouldering). One SEM (that's AEO to you and me) remarked that we had 'had a few'. The staish quizzed him on this and I quote:
'Well Sir, I had 2 G&T's, 2 glasses of white, 3 glasses of red, 2 whiskies, lots of port and about 5 pints.....oh, and then we started drinking...Sir'
All 6 people in the office fell about laughing.
Expensive to put right but no further action taken.