Xen, true story from when Air Littoral was part KLM & flew on AMS regularly.
from KLM 747 in rasping Dutch accent: Tower pls ask that Air Littoral Fokker to get out of our way; we're in a hurry.
from Air Littoral Fokker in sexy french accent: Tower pls explain to KLM why the only good Fokker is a sloooooooooow Fokker.