“Fg Off xxxxx has the knack of making strangers immediately…………
if you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one………
he would argue with a signpost”
“Cpl yyyyyy has a photographic memory, only with the lens cover left on………
the gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn’t coming…………
if you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change………..
some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled…………
the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead”
Roger D
[This message has been edited by Roger D'Erassoff (edited 22 April 2001).]