Alpha Floor is not available below 100'RA. (Just ask the A320 lumberjack).
Unome, I have to say that Chimbu and Gnad have got it absolutely right. There is nothing wrong with the "TOGA Tap" when carried out under the right circumstances i.e. A go-around from a reasonable altitude in VMC for lets say a runway incursion or the likes. At the minima with 8/8.......probably not. However what appears to be driving your "aghastness" is a hatred of the operator rather than a reasoned approach to the subject at hand.