You cannot fit an oversized bag, containing the pilots clothes for a week away, in the nosewheel bay of a T7, without a good kicking which broke his bottle of aftershave.
Still the pilot insisted the bag was to go in.
There was a T bird at Lossie which took off, and when he landed, the pilot complained that the aircraft flew strange, and there was also a fuel problem.
He looked at the aircraft and was amazed to see that he only had one underwing tank. The other underwing tank fell off just short of Duffus Castle.
The aircraft had just had a mod to the weapon system, (to disable something) which resulted in a 'sneak circuit' feed to the jettison circuit on one side, thus when undercarriage came up, tank 'fell off'.