ShyT, who's biting? It's all been done before, y'know.
Rum, bum and gramo...? Google found these two sites (amongst others) and these quotes from them.
http://hubris.engin.umich.edu
080/Beer/Threads/HBD/2 000/3458
"In my early years I spent quite some time in the bush and having been used to a city life of wine ,women and song, I was shocked to find there was nothing out there but rum, bum and gramophone records."
http://www.colinp.telinco.co.uk/who.htm
"For some unknown reason I then joined the Lighthouse Service, as a lighthouse keeper. (No Navy type jokes please: They don't have wine, women and song; they have rum, bum and gramophone records)."
[ 12 October 2001: Message edited by: fobotcso ]