Schlong
I am impressed by your geographical knowledge and powers of deduction.
However your suspicions of nationality are a country mile out (although it is a south american plane)
the aircraft will be going anyway but i need to know how much fuel it will use with our load on top of what it would have used without it.
I appreciate this is an inexact science (I can hear the flight engineers and loadies getting outraged as I type) but a round about figure would be fine.
Ive jumped out of em ive been sick in em ive even broken my ankle on the tarmac at lyneham climbing out of one. I have never needed to know how much it would cost to fill it up at Asda before now. but now I do.
btw shlong I seem to remember a few miserable months trying to get back a british territory some 25years ago. and if we want to get technical the Antarctic treaty places all territory claims aside until 2041.

your help gents would be appreciated if you can give it