"perhaps you are a foreign commie spy or alquada operative posing as a ppruner to gain terrorist aircraft access information with this sensitive topic"
You got me. And I thought no one would notice. Actually, I'm both: a commie spy who moonlights as an alquada operative. My secret weapon was a tiny leatherman micra multi-tool, but the TSA took that last time, so now I'm working on nail scissors of mass destruction.
Joking aside, I fully understand their concern and the threats they have to deal with. It's just that it appears as if their dedication has taken them a bit to the extreme side.