Percy, old chap.
At my age it's always pleasant to be addressed as a mere youth.
However, your propensity for missing the point appears to be unbounded. The point of my post was not to denigrate your current profession nor to enter into a puerile "Who's got the biggest log book? Competition."
I was merely taking a tongue in cheek dig at your location, its proximity to our favourite martinet and the possibility that you may not be an entirely disinterested party. (c.f. Irony - you're not American are you?)