A Nigerian Employer
Forget what all these other boys are offering - canibals, drunkards, mentally unstable second-raters. Daddy would never allow such people to sully the fine reputation of our company. At present we have only one or two quality expatriates as a number seem to have left, unable to face up to the challenge of working for a world-class company like ours and unwilling to demonstrate managerial commitment by wearing the stylishly pointy shoes which are de rigeur for our management staffs. Some say that, like our most senior expatriate manager, you have to be related to a nudibranch, but really being related to daddy is what really counts.
It seems to daddy and I that there are a lot of unhappy people working for these foreign companies in Nigeria, so why not take an opportunity now to join the best, the company that all others are talking about? Our Twinned Ooter is setting new standards for fixed wings in this country and this have now given us the capitol to invest in Boing 787. Our fantastical experiences with developing a state of the arts heliport in Lagos, which is having so many flights every day with the Squirel jumbolino, has shown that it will be easily possible to expand the Mobile air strip at Bonny into a slightly larger version capable of accepting the new short-field of the Boing Dreamliner to be developed jointly with us, financed by some small contributions from our Marine division.
Please, if you want to eat people or drink heavily, look elsewhere. If you like a heavy salary delivered almost every month bring a large brown envelope containing your CV to our stylishly luxurious head quarter at MM airport. You know it make sense.