I`ve heard that there are a bunch of young , good looking fella`s out in a place called Cold Lake who are FJ pilots on the "Fighter Pilot" training bit . That way you get your stamina, in touch , no baggage attached FJC without your Spotty 2nd yr "I`m the boy, Go on I`ll be a pilot soon , promise" student.
You can`t fail to pull !!!
(fails to mention where Cold lake is)