Genuinely the funniest thing I've read in ages:
It was a crime that Emerald went and I think it was down to one person, Wendy Crick who had it in for Emerald
and the second funniest:
Would be exciting to be involved in such a re-start
Now Lady d'Rection is worried that I've become prematurely incontinent, and I'll have to explain I've been reading this thread!
For me, viewing these forums is the closest thing I can find to the time my Victorian forebears spent watching the lunatics in the asylum...