Ah, Bobby Robson--excellent in his last post, as Director of Public Relations (RAF.
At a Press gathering once he was asked by some tree-hugging PC hack from the Grauniad about why all the low flying, frightens the bunnies, ozone, blah etc.
His answer, which left the anti-huntin' shootin' shaggin' PC mate gasping and the rest of us laughing?
"What's your score over driven grouse?"