Picture the scene: 50kt wind down the Vale of York, BFJT course slope off into town for a pub lunch and a few bevvies. On the way out, barmaid asks, "Are you guys heading back to work now?"
Reply: "No. It's too windy!"
Barmaid: "Too windy? What do you do?"
Cse: "We sweep leaves but when it's windy they go everywhere so there's no point doing it... bye!"