Yes, I was Heliport
You are actually two persons? I mean, that must have been quite a good argument when negotiating your salary as a judge - effective cost-saving if a case requires more than one judge. I can't wait until I see a ruling made by only one judge, containing dissenting opinions.
(..)as in my case, some thieving git steals your wig as a souvenir.
Ah, now I finally know, I always wondered where that souvenir came from.