Overheard on finals on an extremely stable day , having had the same high pressure area over Europe for two weeks *i.e. not O-N-E knot of wind* Munich tower goes:
TWR " LH1234 , what's the wind at 3000'?"
LH 1234 : " *Sigh*....it's two-six-zero diagonal........two"
Some time later on the apch " LH1234 , what's the wind at 1000'?"
LH1234 " Zero.Diagonal zero"
I guess this guy wasn't German.