Dummy on Herrick? Not two words you will see very often. I bet the furthest you have been recently is to the main gate at wallop. Perhaps if you did ever end up there (doubtful), on the way out you could shout from your Tristar seat "hey fatty where's my food" and see the response you get.
Fortunately, you'll never know.
Nice to see you are also entering into the spirit of the thread.
Shame your banter is 'RAF Police' standard though.
You an ex copper, now salad dodging rearcrewman?