Valedictory Letters - Yet More Erosion
Imagine the surprise and resignation of 'a mate', who, on returning from a brief period away from their desk was greeted by the news that they will no longer get a Valedictory Letter, but a Certificate instead.
'They' were also equally dismayed to be told that:- "The Valedictory Certificate could (should) be presented to retirees just before their departure, which will add status to the associated 'thank you' to the individual", to which 'they' responded with a resounding "B****cks it will, and if they think I'm coming back off resettlement for it, they can **** ***" (or words to that effect)
'They' also took great delight in red-penning the poor DW that was witnessed in said announcement.