Just a trifle surprised that there has been no mention of this recently defunct airline and its associated magazine.
http://www.hootersmagazine.com/
The company used to operate 737s until fairly recently. Although the in flight service was not quite as throbbingly thrilling as some might have hoped for, the promise of post flight assignations more than made up for the absence of airborne activity.
The world's best airline will, of course, be the one that provides first class luxury services throughout, from departure address to arrival co-ordinates, The aircraft itself, apart from the usual accoutrements, will have no telephone capabilities, will not serve beer and will not show sports channels as part of its in flight entertainment. It will generally attempt to keep the riff - raff, moneyed or otherwise from travelling and hence at bay. This prohibition would extend especially to those whose habit it is to call others, 'mate' and whose grammatical and syntactical confabulations would cause even a masturbating marsupial to squeeze shut its eyes in pain.;