Cheetahs preserve their balance in nature by maintaining the status quo.
From time to time, however, they run with utmost speed and grace.
Sometimes in the dead of night, or so it is rumoured on the plains of Africa, the laughter of the cavortingcheetah may be heard singing to the moon.
This is perhaps because the local idiots have stolen part of the fence that surrounds the Kruger Park. Many lions have escaped and are now killing and eating the cattle of the local tribesmen. Soon perhaps the lions will start to eat the local tribesmen. There are a lot of those on the plains of Africa. Many have moved down from north of the Limpopo. They disturb the balance of nature. They, the lions that is, you understand, are being shot by rangers. Lions eat Cheetah cubs. Lions are the Cheetahs' main predator. Cheetah is most grateful to these indigent stealers of wire fences who have done this. They have helped to preserve the status quo.
