Can you imagine the SAS doing collections/deliveries.
Deliveries - smash the front door down, lob in a stun grenade, forward roll into house, spraying room with automatic weapon fire before finally delivering the late Mrs Moggins letters.
Collections - blacked-out van screams to a halt outside post box, snatch(
) team dispatched, blow-off hinges of post box, stuff mail into sack, back into van and depart at speed.
Mind you, at least they'd get the job done and we wouldn't have to wait until the middle of next week for our next delivery
- or should that rant be saved for Jet Blast!