Surely the only time worth logging 'in the bunk' is when one is enjoying some deep and meaningful quality relaxation time with a trolley tart?
And before anyone says that 'trolley tart' is non-PC, the person who told me about the title was a delightful little ba toastie.......
.....with a penchant for little black lacy things, as I was to find out later
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Very little............aarrrgghhh, Nurse, fetch more bromide tea!