country calls
You're mistaken, I'm not in the sandpit. I didn't go to your leaving do 'cos I don't really like you. And what's a guy who PVR'd doing dishing out advice?
Only joking mate.
I was in Paphos enjoying Acker Bilk and Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen. Yes, they are still alive. Just.
The Cottesmore story, where you left me naked in a shopping trolley outside my house and rang the doorbell before running away, is for my leaving do, not yours. (and I swamped!)
Hope you liked your prezzie.
SPHLC