Well, I was snookered by some A-Level stitching by Mr Vice who stood up and announced (as is the tradition these days) that shed keep it short with just 2 jokes one from her and one from me.... She then stole the joke I was going to use leaving me not only stitched for a joke but with nothing prepared!... So I went with the aircrew mate, groundcrew mate and a goldfish in a waiting room thing... bit of a visual joke so won't post it here!