Of course you're not employed by us - what, you think you have rights or something? As we said, we were going to open our office in Guinea, but their labor laws don't fit in with our business ethic, and besides the place is warm enough that people may want to go visit the office there. No sirree, we're selling the land we bought in Port Harcourt (it was far too good for a bunch of ungrateful foreign agents anyway) and as we've deemed you all to be foreign agents, we're reinvesting that money to set up a pubic corporation in Farah city Afghanistan. This will be the new HQ of CHC GO and all administration of our foreign agents will be carried out from there. The offices will be right next to the new orphanage and Shir Pir construction will be starting work on getting the canvas in to erect the tent real soon. All communication between us (heretofore to be called the Bosses) and you (heretofore to be calles the foreign agents) will be by surface mail to comply with our company ethics in combating terrorism on the internet. As it's unlikely the Afghan National Bank (Bank-i-Milli Afghanistan) has a branch near you, in future all staff will be paid in cash in Afghanis at the end of their tour. This will confirm that you are indeed foreign agents, and help you all to solve any problems with personal income tax.