Cheers Koli, I hope it goes well for you all.
It sounds far too nice for me. To get that Naafi ambience, they'd need to allow you to burn holes in the carpet, curtains and all soft furnishings.. grope all females and be sick quite close to the urinals. They'd have to install roof mounted fans and they'd have to train the staff to sneer at you and of course, they'd have to get flat beer in too. I don't think they'd want to do that.
PS: You'd also have to only invite ugly women.