"Speedbird 253, 2 pieces of traffic twelve o'clock, 20 miles, 1000' above you air france Boeing 747, and 1000' below you Air France Airbus 340"
"Speedbird 253 roger, is that what you call a frog sandwich?"
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ATC: "El Al 852 Contact Centre now 133.52, goodday"
SWR: "Roger Swiss niner echo going to 133.52 goodday
ATC: "Swiss call not for you"
SWR: "Oh Roger Sorry
*5 minutes later*
ATC:"Delta 187 contact centre 133.52"
SWR: "Roger Swiss niner echo going to 133.52 goodday this time!"
ATC: "Swiss, again, call not for you..."
SWR: "Oh.... Swiss niner echo roger I guess we just really want to leave you!"
ATC: "So did my last wife, but you can stay with me for a bit longer"