The Twiggs Bird
The "Twiggs Bird" is an endangered species that flies in circles of ever decreasing radius until it eventually disappears into its own rectum in a cloud of purple smoke.
How many more revolutions has this one got to go?
The "Gigs Bird" is also known as the Winky Wanky Bird.
It has a thin membrane of skin that runs from its left eyelid to its foreskin.
So that every time it winks it wanks and evertime it wanks its winks.
Probably explains the poor sentence construction and the nonsense it spews forth.