(But please, stop saying EZY is crap, hundreds and hundreds of people fancy the Orange style)
You're right! Hundreds of people fancy it because many people in EZY (like myself) are complaining and pushing the envelop in order to improve things. That the whole point why EZY is better than many other low cost airline and that is the reason why we should fight hard (yes, even industrial action if needed) to keep it that way.
That is also the reason why people like yourself want to join in the first place, however with your mentality you would probably end up bringing EZY down to the same crappy level as the crap airline you want to leave right now! So you might as well save yourself the trouble of moving and stay where you are now.

You contradict yourself in every possible way.
You are indeed your own worst enemy.