I can't believe someone has recommended 'Lions, Donkeys & Dinosaurs' as a good read.
The only thing I would recommend it for is stand in duties if your usual soft, strong and very, very long supplies have run out.
Lewis Page stands out proud in a very competitive field as the most chip on shoulder wearing, mis-informed and basically clueless ex-serviceman to have written a 'if I was in charge' type book ever. Quite frankly I felt I soiled my own eyes just reading the tripe although I'm glad I did as it allows me to speak with some authority on the contents of his comic, an advantage I have over those who apparently read it, are serving members of the Armed Forces over 17 years old and still believe its a good read.