Forget Fantasy Football, how about Fantasy F6000?
I thought that instead of fantasy football, it'd be nice to be able to write the 6000's for Des, Broone, Torpy et al and the rest of the shower of sh'te at the top.
Personnel in Confidence, of course, or whatever its called now.
I'm a bit ropy at this, so I've forgotten the headings.
'D#s is an avuncular and jolly chap, respected by those who tell him he is. A superb multi tasker, Des combines managing Scotland and National Security with seemingly effortless ease. His ability to prioritise does him much credit too, and as a result, he is careful to ensure that he religiously spends at least 20 minutes each day on Defence. His mind is tidy (see his empty 'to do' trays), and his attitude to fitness is beyond compare. His ability to sprint out of the office, leaving others in his wake when problems arise, leads this author to think that his reaction to effective enemy fire would be similarly impressive. His stamina too, speaks volumes.. er, so to speak. He is able to communicate for ages yet say nothing.'