Student Pilot (sounds indian): Manila Approach this is RP-C 1123, we are outbound on Manila Vor radial 165, destination Caticlan, 45 dme..do you have any traffic along this radial?
Manila Approach: 1123 say your flight level?
Indian student pilot: We are at flight level seven-five-zero-zero.
Manila App.: (chuckling) There is absolutely no traffic at that flight level.
Philippine Airlines a320: Maybe a space shuttle?
Northwest 747: "Houston... we have a problem"