Heard on LPL tower today
ABC123: good afternoon ladies and gents welcome on board XXX to YYY, Im captain XXX, the First officer "brian" will shortly be calling the tower and asking for clearnace to push back from stand, in the mean time you'll be getting a safty brief from...went on like this for a few minutes.
once he had finished...
Tower: ABC123 is brian going to call us for clearnace to push back or not!
made me laugh.