Flying out of L.A to Frankfurt, walking to the back of the plane , a lady stops me, points at her meal and asks me: "is this american chicken?"
I lean over, look at the tray and tell her: "Oh yeah, this is Frank from the middle west. But I dont think this is what he meant when he said he wanted to see the world."
From the look of her, I thought she was gonna take a swing at me, but then her friend sitting next to her without looking up from her tray, sighs and says:"well you asked for it honey!".