An American lady comes rushing into the galley all excited and starts chatting with the crew, after a short time...
Woman: Oh my god, did you know that the river Nile is connected to the river Thames (Pronounced the wrong way)
Me: And where did you hear that fact?
Woman: I read it on the lid of my Snapple bottle
Me: Well you shouldn't believe everything you read on the lid of a Snapple!!!
She still didn't get it!!!! But she was a great laugh for us crew.