Almost wet myself a few weeks back receiving a dull email from our very dull Sahkalin (Russia) Office, which went something like this
''Blaah Blaah Blahhh Blaaah Blaaah
Kind Regards
Nastia Legkova''
Class name....kept a bunch of very bored sailors in stitches for a good 1/2 hour
I bet she wishes she doesn't have to telephone 'Brit Seamen' very often........