Hey Radar, do Jasper Carrott's words go through your mind ....
When the nutter gets on the bus, why does the nutter always sit next to me?
I was on the bus the other day and I could hear this nutter getting on behind me. I can tell he's a nutter because he's calling out...
'Eeek! Has anyone seen my camel!!?'
And everyone on the bus is praying quietly ‘Please God don’t let the nutter sit next to me. I’ll do anything you want but please don’t let the nutter sit next to me’
Nutters love showing you things, "I've got an atom bomb in here!"
And he shows me a corned beef tin ...
Well once you've got the nutter everyone else can enjoy it...
Cheers
Whirls