Bokkenrijder
I think it is about time you left LoCo flying. It is clearly not for you.
there are over 1500 pilots in easyjet (so my mate says)
I think it's about time you join EZY!
Anyway, since you have nothing useful to say on this subject I will put you on the ignore list. (Wonderful feature!)
Enjoy your current job, have lot's of interesting chats with your 'mate' about how great EZY is and good luck with your next attempts to pass the EZY selection!