"Bodger Lead from Four"
"Go ahead"
"Two's just speared in"
"Bugger. Bodger, renumber!"
"Bodger Two"
"Three"
"Bodger, follow me for tailchase......GO!"
OK - maybe we've come a long way since then, but I understand where moggiee and pr00ne are coming from.
And please, PLEASE no more b***y 'High Flight' on PPRuNE!