Deepest darkest Germany on some exercise or another again early eighties with 653 Sqn. Can't remember who it was but some trooper trotts of for a shovel recce (after foolishly announcing to all present). Lightning exchange of glances and off go two deviants and follow him (all at night). Said trooper find suitable tree to hold on to (you all know the position), drops trousers and proceeds to do the business. Unbeknown to him the deviants have spotted his secret place and have crept up silently behind and place shovel under dropping zone. Deed done, shovel withdrawn, trooper checks for quality of deed and panicks..turd no-where to be seen. Checks trousers..boots...etc. The face on him when he came back was priceless but he didn't say a word which made it even funnier.
Letsby: I remember a bloke called Stu (653sqn. can't remember surname) peeing into the front of his NBC suit in the same way, brilliant
Rick