Walking through the cabin this morning...
Any tea, would you like some tea, lovely cup of tea...
Pax waves their cup in my face
(Is that a "yes please, I'd love a brew")
Plonks it on my tray without a word.
I pour in the aforementioned beverage.
Pax removes cup, and states "sugar".
Arrggghhhhh
"I'm not stupid, I can understand whole sentances" but instead of saying anything I simply smiled and invited them to help themselves from the bowl on the tray.
Off I trot down the cabin when I hear pax shouting "I wanted coffee you f**king idiot"
What what what??? Now my back is up.
"What part of my saying tea, tea, tea lead you to believe I was serving coffee?"
"Don't speak to me like that, I pay your f**king wages. Go and pour this **** down the sink and get me a f**king coffee"
I stared at him, then continued on because I really didn't know what to do or say other than f**k off you f**king c**t! I now of course have thousands of cutting comebacks.
This "gentleman" was travelling with his wife and two children. What a great example to set them.
I'm not sure if this should be posted somewhere else but I'd like to know what other crew would have said / done to this guy.