Where are the dancing engineers ??? Or even a "copter" ? Can't wait to see the rival songs.
How about this for a start:
"When I was young I knew I wanted to be,
A helicopter pilot working for CHC,
This is a company that can do all sorts of ops,
From oil exploration to third world food drops!"
Any additions welcome - and I don't work for either Co, but may send a cv to one depending on the quality of song they can produce!