Todd, you're a right boring tw@ - I bet you're a bundle of laughs on the Sqn
Maybe you should buy a new CD - that one seems to be scratched and keeps skipping back to the same bit over and over again
I pass my AFT but know others that are exceptionally good at their job that failed it. I personally would rather fly with someone like that than someone that isn't any good at the job but is a gym queen, just on the off chance we end up on the ground together.
Of all the aircraft that have gone down in theatre over the past few years, how many of the crews that have been lucky enough to survive the crash have had to go on the run afterwards? If the worst came to the worst, since you say that they are just "oxygen thieves", you could always leg it on your own
MadMark!!!