"I am not paying £3500+ return to be treated like a moron and lectured to by someone who has had 6 weeks training, during which time they have been brainwashed into thinking they are the most important person on the aircraft and a newspaper or pillow on my seat for landing is going to lead to untold tragedy and we're an hour from landing so sit up straight, stop watching the movies and behave yourself"
Oh Strake. You've shown exactly what kind of person you are! Eos and Silverjet are welcome to you! With regards to the 0.1% as mentioned earlier, I'm not hoping you'll be on that, your comments and tone hint that you'd not cope awfully well.