better fire up that barbie so,
Oh goodie, we can make a party of it! Don't worry, Hansol. I'll be there with a napkin in my collar to help you digest that pachyderm if needs be. But I don't think so, somehow.
It ain't gunna happen. Not now, not ever. The day of the pilot union is long passed, like yesterday’s !!!!.
Wake up and smell the Elephant dung, all you new arrivals. You have your jobs precisely BECAUSE Ryanair is not infested with the radiant fecklessness of unions. It would be the apotheosis of stupidity to put all you've achieved at risk by succumbing to these few proselytising nincompoops and their empty promises.
Ryanair is a threat to the existence of many legacy carriers all over Europe. If you're smart enough to get into Ryanair, you're smart enough to know when you're being Duchessed by dingbats of the dispossessed. Get with the strength and give the flick to those who seek to cage our mighty Irish Gorilla, and reflect for a moment on how nice it is to be on a winning team.