A vast journey would be needed to attempt that trick. She was yet another reason myself and many others left a long time ago and moved to places far, far away...
The "Hall Of Shame" would be a great addition to the museum there, wouldn't it? Maybe even make it a travelling exhibit so others would see what NOT to do.
Best of luck, GF. There are still some great people there - many who can turn workable ideas into a viable business. But shame on those who made a muck out of it!