Hey Tortellini,
Sounds like you wish you got into medical school but didn't cut the mouse-turd at high school.
So you tried to become a Quantas pilot but didn't have passes in physics and mathematics. Maybe even English.
Have you tried the manly art of hostying?
This whole "pilot vs professional" thing is nothing new. It comes up on pprune every year or two during a slow week. Please try harder to wind up the incumbents.
yawn....................
