When I'm bored on a layover, or after a few hours in the pub..I open skype and dial: 852-2747-8949. With my fake accent I order some takeout Chinese food.
You guys should try it too, it is funny. (at least for me).
My favorite one is when I called in sick for an A-hole checker on the Bus.
See everyone? Crew Control is not all that bad..you can have some good fun with them! Ok now go out and enjoy yourselves.